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Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
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March 26th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
How many jelly beans can you even get for two cents?
March 26th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Store owner must’ve quit, or given the whole jar to him……….
March 26th, 2008 at 10:01 am
LOL
March 25th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
LOL!
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I saw it on Zoom, too. Still a good joke!
February 15th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
They did that on “Zoom” once.
February 12th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
sweet man
February 5th, 2008 at 7:46 am
I feel sorry for him two.
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Man, I feel sorry for that guy!
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Poor store owner! NOT! HAHAHA!!!!!