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Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.

The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.

“What would you like?” he asked.

“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.

Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.

“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.

“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.

I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.

-- Submitted by Lance K., Battleboro, N.C.

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1. 61 - bob says:
   February 2nd, 2008 at 6:45 pm

   it was funny the first time

2. 60 - rc13 says:
   January 26th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

   If the jelly beans are that popular, he needs to move them.

3. 59 - obsessed says:
   January 21st, 2008 at 10:32 am

   heard it before, but HILARIOUS all the same

4. 58 - hmmmm says:
   January 8th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

   that was pretty funny

5. 57 - j says:
   January 4th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

   pretty good

6. 56 - Natitonic says:
   January 4th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

   hehehe VERY funny!

7. 55 - yo kiddyz says:
   January 3rd, 2008 at 6:19 pm

   order em together

8. 54 - tha whitest kid u know says:
   January 2nd, 2008 at 3:24 pm

   wat if dere were 4 boys

9. 53 - Judgement says:
   January 2nd, 2008 at 1:07 pm

   only a 4

10. 52 - yo_joered says:
    January 2nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    bad kids

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