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Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
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January 1st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I like it. I think it’s pretty original.
January 1st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
if i was the candy man id strangle the kids
December 31st, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Nice joke
December 31st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Those guys must be really annoying! REALLY COOL JOKE!
December 30th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I don’t get it, but it is still funny.
December 24th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
hehehehehe
December 18th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
December 17th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
candy man that has got to hurt
December 15th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
veddy veddy funny. I just hope no one comes in that wants a dime’s worth of jellybeans.
December 14th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
yeah,sorry bout that candy dude