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Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.

The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.

“What would you like?” he asked.

“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.

Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.

“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.

“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.

I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.

-- Submitted by Lance K., Battleboro, N.C.

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1. 41 - joetumlin says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

   ooooo boy that kid is in trouble

2. 40 - SNOW JOKE says:
   December 2nd, 2007 at 6:34 pm

   I get it.

3. 39 - christmasrocks9262 says:
   December 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

   me to

4. 38 - optimus45 says:
   December 2nd, 2007 at 12:21 am

   hahahahahahah cant haha stop haha laughingha!!!!!!!!

5. 37 - Fett995 says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 12:30 pm

   I agree with dinodude

6. 36 - dinodude says:
   November 28th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

   predictable

7. 35 - Strong Bad says:
   November 24th, 2007 at 8:24 pm

   That is FUNNY.

8. 34 - Lucdude says:
   November 24th, 2007 at 5:53 pm

   I also think he would have been mad too

9. 33 - Ender Wiggin says:
   November 18th, 2007 at 9:45 pm

   Har-de-har-har

10. 32 - CP says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    :))

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