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Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
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November 13th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
:)))
November 12th, 2007 at 1:42 am
I wonder how the store owner reacted after that
November 9th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
:-0 hahaha that candy store owner must have been MAD!
November 9th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I laughed so hard my gut busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 3rd, 2007 at 2:02 pm
preety good,keep tring!
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:06 pm
lol, but doesn’t everyone already know that joke?
October 25th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
It’s ok
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:44 am
good joke, man.
October 21st, 2007 at 10:23 am
it’s funny
October 15th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Good Joke