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Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
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October 11th, 2007 at 10:31 am
heard it when I was 6
October 10th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
5 STARS!!!!
October 6th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
yo lance, that was funny.
October 5th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
5 stars
October 4th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Funny!
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:55 pm
that guy must have been tired
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
i thought he would have said three cents worth of jellybeans :happy:
October 1st, 2007 at 9:31 pm
totally funny.
October 1st, 2007 at 1:11 pm
i thought the third boy would say that…
September 30th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
lol… good thinking