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“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.” “Why?” asked the man, smiling. “I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.

-- Submitted by Matthew D., Andover, Mass.

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1. 32 - Geo says:
   September 14th, 2007 at 5:01 pm

   Lolz, pretty funny. Variation of the duck joke, I see.

2. 31 - the problem says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

   good one

3. 30 - banana! says:
   September 12th, 2007 at 9:13 pm

   but it WAS a pretty funny joke, though!HA HA HA! :+) ϋϋϋ(they look like smles, dont they?ϋ

4. 29 - banana! says:
   September 12th, 2007 at 9:06 pm

   to *******| dont give the joke away. pu-lease.

5. 28 - skiracer says:
   September 12th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

   this is so funny hee hee hee

6. 27 - Shadow X says:
   September 12th, 2007 at 3:55 pm

   5 *s

7. 26 - MAGIC BOY 795 says:
   September 12th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

   I have heard a joke like it ,but still 4 1/2 *s!

8. 25 - ******* says:
   September 11th, 2007 at 9:24 am

   if he actually did step on a purple mushroom, then he coudn’t have married because HE was the ugliest person in the world. great joke!!!!!!

9. 24 - Calahan says:
   September 10th, 2007 at 8:01 pm

   LOVED IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. 23 - fifi-belle says:
    September 10th, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    lol

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