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“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.” “Why?” asked the man, smiling. “I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.
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September 9th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
the best joke ever
September 9th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
that was defenly a 5
September 8th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
funny! 5*s
! and what do u mean Ranger?
September 8th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
nice joke guys i am a wolf scout
September 8th, 2007 at 10:00 am
I LOVED IT
September 7th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Funny HAWHAW
September 7th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
3 stars. Not too bad.
September 7th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
one of the best jokes i ever heard
September 7th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
ive heard a similar one. you have a friend pick three people . then , you use the three people in the blank. ———- ,———–, and——————– went to heaven and went to god and god said ” there are no rules in heaven, EXCEPT you cant step on a purple cloud. they leave for the plaza and say “lets meet back here in one year ” so they come back 1 year later and ————– has an ugly girl “whered ya get Her?! I stepped on a purple cloud. they come back next year and ————– has an ugly girl ——————- had stepped on a purple cloud . next year, —————(the person who is listening) has ——————–( a pretty girl) ———– and —————— say ” WhOA!!!! wherdya get HER?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ——————–(the girl) says ” I stepped on a purple cloud
September 7th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
That is funnY