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“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.” “Why?” asked the man, smiling. “I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.
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September 7th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
entertaining
September 7th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Nice 5 stars
September 7th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
weird but funy
September 5th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I wish that happened to me
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September 5th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
tee-hee-hee funny
September 5th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
HAHAHA!!!!!!! Halirious
September 5th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
HAHA! Nice dis!
September 4th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
COOL!
September 4th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Ive heard a lot of jokes and they were all funny but this one was hilarious
September 4th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
it cool