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“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.” “Why?” asked the man, smiling. “I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.
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(853 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
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Read 149 comments about “Don’t step on purple mushrooms.”
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August 16th, 2008 at 8:30 am
that guy must be so ugly
August 8th, 2008 at 8:28 am
i dont get it
August 3rd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Tee Hee. I wonder why the girl was in the forest?
July 29th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
No matter how many times I read this, I still laugh like the first time…
July 28th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
That is funny that guy is so lucky!
July 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am
That man just got owned, but he is so lucky about the woman!
July 5th, 2008 at 9:24 am
that was so fUnNy best JoKe EveR
June 24th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
4 1/2 score. keep up the good work Matthew
June 24th, 2008 at 8:25 am
look at my name read it
June 21st, 2008 at 7:01 pm
He is realy lucky!