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“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.” “Why?” asked the man, smiling. “I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.
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March 17th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
ouch! that drops self-asteem to absolute ZERO!!!
March 16th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I get those kind of comments alot… I can feel for the guy
March 9th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I will never step on a purple mushroom ever!
March 8th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
WOW! i wonder what the gnome was thinking at the time..
poor guy( in a way)!
February 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Clearly a stroke of genius! My Webkinz and I thank you for this blissful morning!
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
That was absotivley posolutley hilarious!
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I have been looking on the internet forever to find a really funny joke. I’ve found lots of good ones. But this one is deffinitely the funniest!!!!!!!!
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
That poor guy! That was funny, though! XD
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Nice Eragon! ROTFLOL! Poor guy, or is it that bad….. just kidding.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
its an ok joke i guess