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Son: I found a dead bird while I was mowing the lawn.
Dad: Where is it?
Son: It’s on the lawn.
Dad: Can you be more specific?
Son: No.

-- Submitted by Michael M., Loveland, Colo.

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Read 5 comments about “I found a dead bird”

1. 1 - Dwight Eisen says:
   July 27th, 2007 at 11:46 am

   awsome joke :O

2. 2 - LolToYa'll says:
   July 27th, 2007 at 9:36 pm

   what?

3. 3 - Da Boss says:
   July 29th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

   don’t like it

4. 4 - doinger says:
   August 2nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm

   i don’t get it

5. 5 - doinger's answer says:
   February 3rd, 2008 at 3:35 pm

   the bird is all over the lawn. it got chopped up by the lawn mower

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