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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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1. 85 - lewert says:
   July 8th, 2007 at 9:42 am

   Thanks, Pandinemic. I was wondering.

2. 84 - Optisrule says:
   July 7th, 2007 at 10:23 am

   Very clever.

3. 83 - hobo bob says:
   July 6th, 2007 at 1:24 pm

   If only i could do that myself!!!!!!!!! =-) =) 0.0
   ………………………………………………….U

4. 82 - OverTheRainbow says:
   July 5th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

   This is HILARIOUS!!! A great moneymaker idea.

5. 81 - abdosh says:
   July 5th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

   now i get it although stupid pranksters.

6. 80 - grip says says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 5:38 pm

   HA HA NOT SO NOT FUNNY

7. 79 - Somebody (Me) says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

   lame

8. 78 - Mr. Squeke the Hamster says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 8:15 am

   I would have done the same thing as junoir
   From Mr. Squeke the Hamster =(^o^)= - Hamster face

9. 77 - the c man says:
   July 3rd, 2007 at 9:54 pm

   now thats a reaaly smart kid.

10. 76 - bob the hot cute guy says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    chaos gospelDS i’ll explain. he is taking the nickel so he makes $$$$$

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