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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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1. 79 - Somebody (Me) says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

   lame

2. 78 - Mr. Squeke the Hamster says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 8:15 am

   I would have done the same thing as junoir
   From Mr. Squeke the Hamster =(^o^)= - Hamster face

3. 77 - the c man says:
   July 3rd, 2007 at 9:54 pm

   now thats a reaaly smart kid.

4. 76 - bob the hot cute guy says:
   July 2nd, 2007 at 4:44 pm

   chaos gospelDS i’ll explain. he is taking the nickel so he makes $$$$$

5. 75 - Pandemic says:
   July 2nd, 2007 at 4:05 pm

   For people who don’t get it, if Junior takes the dime they would stop doing it and Junior won’t get any more money!

6. 74 - chaos gospelDS says:
   July 2nd, 2007 at 2:35 pm

   I do not under stand

7. 73 - Tiger says:
   July 2nd, 2007 at 1:02 pm

   Junior thats pretty smart

8. 72 - pikachu says:
   July 2nd, 2007 at 11:17 am

   I love it

9. 71 - Zap says:
   July 1st, 2007 at 10:32 am

   LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. 70 - baglunch says:
    June 30th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    I want people to do that to me

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