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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.
To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”
Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
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June 30th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I want people to do that to me
June 29th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
He’s smart, I wouldve taken the dime
June 29th, 2007 at 2:29 am
juniors name is jesse i heard this once somewhere and they used the name jesse.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Sooper funny the sooper is Part of a name of a grocery store which is named Kingsoopers
June 25th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Junior seems to be the next Albert Einstien, ROTFLOL!!!!!!
June 25th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I’d be smart like Junior in the joke!
June 25th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Does he get to keep it?
June 25th, 2007 at 11:40 am
lol sometimes bullies can be very immature or stupid
June 23rd, 2007 at 11:34 pm
hohohehehahahahaha!
June 21st, 2007 at 6:23 pm
That was very smart of Junior to do that. I probably would’ve taken the dime.