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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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1. 58 - bowler says:
   June 20th, 2007 at 7:12 pm

   junior’s smart

2. 57 - tomnjeery says:
   June 19th, 2007 at 2:37 pm

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

3. 56 - in front of computer says:
   June 17th, 2007 at 7:46 pm

   i wonder if his pockets tore from all those nickels…

4. 55 - tman says:
   June 15th, 2007 at 5:54 pm

   nice

5. 54 - Kdog says:
   June 15th, 2007 at 1:31 pm

   opreety good

6. 53 - hjm ydhdd mytm says:
   June 14th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

   hmmmm….. i wonder how mutch money he got?

7. 52 - jbescouter says:
   June 13th, 2007 at 4:59 pm

   Ummm…

8. 51 - the problem says:
   June 13th, 2007 at 3:45 pm

   smarter than i’d be

9. 50 - dodo says:
   June 12th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

   you are smart

10. 49 - jumpinjokester says:
    June 12th, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Wow, I want to grow up to be just like Junior

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