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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.
To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”
Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
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June 12th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Wow, I want to grow up to be just like Junior
June 10th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I dont get it but a gagillian zillian and 3.3 stars.
June 10th, 2007 at 11:17 am
the man, if he picks the dime, they will realize he is smart and will stop giving him the opportunity to choose. You should put yourself in junior’s shoes. Would you rather get a nickel a day, or one dime only for one day and you would never get the choice of money again? Just think about it.
June 9th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Because he gets money. Duh.
June 8th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
why does he want to be teased?
June 6th, 2007 at 11:51 am
pretty good
June 6th, 2007 at 9:39 am
1,000,000,000,000 stars!
June 5th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
i think i made that one
June 5th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
i have to give this a -398 star- i dont get it
June 5th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
haha nice it should be first in the top 25