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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.
To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”
Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
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June 5th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
A definate FIVE STAR!!
June 4th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I thought it was great.
June 4th, 2007 at 1:15 am
In 2 years that guy outta be rich man
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:11 pm
well itll take awhile to get alot of money but hes smart i would take the dime the first time!
June 3rd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
it’s HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
if u dont get it u need theropy its hilaruos and i h8 most off these jokes u can check me i only insult the top 10 but this is great 5 stars 20 times over i love it
June 3rd, 2007 at 11:38 am
I give it a 5 star
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:53 am
That was such a good joke . I am still laghing HA!
June 2nd, 2007 at 8:23 am
Funny
June 2nd, 2007 at 2:53 am
it was okay…I guess!