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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.
To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”
Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
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June 1st, 2007 at 6:07 pm
have not read that one before, excellent thought prosessing skills right there.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:36 pm
its classic but ok
June 1st, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I give it a 5 star
May 31st, 2007 at 7:30 pm
That’s so funny!
May 31st, 2007 at 11:29 am
I don’t under stand
May 31st, 2007 at 8:55 am
I don`t getit
May 27th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Really funny infact if I would keep grabbing the nickle.
May 25th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
extremly entertaining i’d love to try that
May 24th, 2007 at 6:14 am
Already Heard It, 4 Stars
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Nice one Michael, I really like it.