Jokes
Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.
To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”
Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.
To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”
Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
Nov. 8, 2008 at 1:13 pm
LAUGH-O-METER says this joke is pathetic when it comes to making people laugh,but it is still a god joke, therefore the joke gets 50,000 out of 1,000,000.
Nov. 7, 2008 at 7:40 am
i think if he stayed there for 10 days he would get 50 cents lame
Oct. 31, 2008 at 9:52 am
that is hilarious. good way to make money. wish someone did that to me.
Oct. 18, 2008 at 10:53 pm
wow wish i was being bullied liked that, but even if i was i probably wouldnt be that smart
Oct. 18, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Real Smart kid
Oct. 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm
what a way to make some cash!
Oct. 12, 2008 at 5:16 pm
that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct. 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm
laughoutloud they would probably notice at $2.00 or somthing like that
Oct. 6, 2008 at 3:06 pm
that kid will be $$$$$$$$$$ RICH $$$$$$$$$$ in a few years ( or maybe a century)!!!!
Oct. 6, 2008 at 11:38 am
nice
Oct. 4, 2008 at 5:28 pm
nice undercover work with jokes
Sep. 26, 2008 at 7:24 am
hahaha!!!!! what a smart kid! too bad the bullies weren’t using dollar bills…
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Sep. 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm
this is an old joke, but it is always good. I tell it all the time.
Sep. 24, 2008 at 12:53 am
smart little kid!
sorry but the higest i could rate dis is 5 $tars
Sep. 22, 2008 at 7:27 pm
smart alik
Sep. 20, 2008 at 6:08 pm
sounds like a joke ive heard before
Sep. 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
How sad