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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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1. 19 - Juggernaut says:
   May 23rd, 2007 at 10:50 pm

   Nice one Michael, I really like it.

2. 18 - ilovepokemon,1031 says:
   May 23rd, 2007 at 6:13 pm

   Hmmm… Makes CENTS! Ha! Ha! get it?

3. 17 - bghlrft07 says:
   May 23rd, 2007 at 1:14 pm

   That was really funny I do that all of the time lol

4. 16 - Sraypaint says:
   May 22nd, 2007 at 7:39 pm

   That sounds alittle like me.

5. 15 - Da Boss says:
   May 21st, 2007 at 9:14 pm

   i love this joke

6. 14 - Runescape Girl says:
   May 21st, 2007 at 5:52 pm

   LOL, smarter than they thought ; )

7. 13 - coolguyshaterunescape says:
   May 21st, 2007 at 3:24 pm

   how do u make faces

8. 12 - Mr. Ninja Kid says:
   May 20th, 2007 at 3:32 pm

   funny

9. 11 - Buddy says:
   May 19th, 2007 at 7:40 pm

   very funny.

10. 10 - billybobjoe says:
    May 19th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

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