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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.
To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”
Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
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May 4th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
best joke on the site lol
May 4th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
knarly those kids got owned
April 25th, 2008 at 11:25 am
How can you not get it???? The boys keep teasing him and in the process he gets multiple nickels, whereas if he took the dime the would realize he was smart and he would only get one dime.
April 18th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I don`t get it
April 12th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Pretty smart!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
ouch!!! those kids got burned!!!!!!!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
That guy is good at making the best out of every situation!
March 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
makes sense! smart kid
March 25th, 2008 at 8:59 am
very funny
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
smart kid