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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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1. 165 - boy scout says:
   February 1st, 2008 at 8:50 am

   i’m giving it 5 stars

2. 164 - persong wif ejumicatun says:
   January 27th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

   lol smart kid

3. 163 - star says:
   January 27th, 2008 at 11:02 am

   funny! I should try that.

4. 162 - The eL33T says:
   January 26th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

   I give this one 5 stars

5. 161 - SanDiegoSuperCharger says:
   January 26th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

   Heh…
   When they stop it, J’s going to have a mansion, and other expensive stuff.

6. 160 - flippywippy says:
   January 26th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

   i dont get it

7. 159 - coll says:
   January 25th, 2008 at 6:35 am

   LOL

8. 158 - obsessed says:
   January 21st, 2008 at 10:16 am

   This joke should be number 3 at least!

9. 157 - unkown.... says:
   January 17th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

   heard it before if they do it long enough he,s probally going to be rich!

10. 156 - yo yo yo says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    why does he like them teasing him?

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