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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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1. 135 - Harpy says:
   November 2nd, 2007 at 4:16 pm

   Junior RULES!

2. 134 - cool says:
   October 31st, 2007 at 10:41 am

   

3. 133 - charzaird says:
   October 24th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

   That did happen to me once.

4. 132 - ~!!~!!!!~ says:
   October 22nd, 2007 at 12:22 pm

   That Was Very Smart Of Him!!

5. 131 - ... says:
   October 22nd, 2007 at 12:21 pm

   smart

6. 130 - baybay9_3 says:
   October 21st, 2007 at 10:27 am

   very funny

7. 129 - Flameking968 says:
   October 16th, 2007 at 9:11 pm

   Ha ha ha ha!!

8. 128 - fdg says:
   October 16th, 2007 at 6:13 am

   :-0

9. 127 - fdg says:
   October 16th, 2007 at 6:12 am

   5 star funny

10. 126 - Darth Vader says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 8:46 am

    OMG, wish that could happen to me.

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