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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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  1. 125 - s.c.c. says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 124 - bubba says:
    October 8th, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    smart kid

  3. 123 - Bigboy says:
    October 8th, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    3 stars good

  4. 122 - ɧιγάṩ says:
    October 6th, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    LOL very funny guys 6/5 stars!
    :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  5. 121 - PATASTER says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    BEST JOKE EVER

  6. 120 - a dead cow wondering says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 8:18 pm

    he is very smart

  7. 119 - Natitonic says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 9:39 am

    its VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY funny 5 stars!

  8. 118 - ttocS says:
    September 30th, 2007 at 9:54 am

    I’ve hard it in the mag, but still, 5 STARS :)

  9. 117 - a random person says:
    September 29th, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    ha ha lol :P

  10. 116 - KatyDid525 says:
    September 29th, 2007 at 7:02 am

    Ohmigosh that is so funny!

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