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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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1. 115 - zz boy says:
   September 27th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

   lol

2. 114 - seth{a.k.a. 516cub} says:
   September 24th, 2007 at 7:06 am

   Ha!He’s Taking the Nickel cause he gets MONEY!HAHAHAHAHA!SOOOOOOO 5 STARS!

3. 113 - marbear says:
   September 19th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

   This is the best joke ever!

4. 112 - Lightning MQueen says:
   September 16th, 2007 at 12:48 pm

   I don,t get it

5. 111 - Da Boss says:
   September 14th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

   i still love it

6. 110 - Calahan says:
   September 10th, 2007 at 8:07 pm

   Smart kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. 109 - scout scouter says:
   September 8th, 2007 at 12:14 pm

   favkritejoke all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. 108 - mr. man says:
   September 7th, 2007 at 12:09 pm

   awsome

9. 107 - littlesteve says:
   August 30th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

   i wish kids at school would do that to a short guy like me also

10. 106 - Funnyy says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    rofl

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