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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”

-- Submitted by Michael M., Golden, Colo.

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1. 95 - G-Unit says:
   July 26th, 2007 at 5:12 pm

   Why doesn’t he just take the dime, It’s worth more.

2. 94 - Becca says:
   July 19th, 2007 at 7:06 am

   Lol Junior is 1 smart kid

3. 93 - jim says:
   July 15th, 2007 at 9:30 pm

   junior should be on jeopardy cuz hes so smart

4. 92 - tyranitar master says:
   July 15th, 2007 at 8:26 pm

   i would cep saving all the nickles

5. 91 - Hobo Joe says:
   July 13th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

   pretty good joke!!!

6. 90 - skateboarder leify says:
   July 11th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

   Good joke

7. 89 - richie says:
   July 10th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

   id take the dime and the nickle

8. 88 - cheerlaur says:
   July 10th, 2007 at 4:56 pm

   haha

9. 87 - froggie256 says:
   July 8th, 2007 at 8:12 pm

   awesome. i wish i could do that.

10. 86 - good lookin' says:
    July 8th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    wonder how much he’s made so far

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