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Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls.

Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.

Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”

Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”

-- Submitted by Kyle R., St. Louis, Mo.

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Read 6 comments about “Outrun a bear”

1. 1 - coolguyshaterunescape says:
   May 16th, 2007 at 3:21 pm

   i made that 1 up, theif

2. 2 - zabby says:
   May 17th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

   That is a LIE !!!!! How would he know The Joke

3. 3 - Toron says:
   May 17th, 2007 at 7:11 pm

   I’ve heard that stupid joke so many times

4. 4 - Pieman says:
   June 25th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

   I don’t get it

5. 5 - K-wonder says:
   June 25th, 2007 at 7:31 pm

   Pieman,

   If Steve outran Mark, Mark will be eaten

6. 6 - Joe says:
   September 27th, 2007 at 5:41 pm

   I’ve heard that joke before, but I don’t care because it’s a good joke. It’s really funny>

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