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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.

The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”

The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.

The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”

-- Submitted by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.

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1. 81 - Yarnguy11 says:
   August 10th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

   I meant

2. 80 - Yarnguy11 says:
   August 10th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

   This is pretty funny! B-)

3. 79 - Da Boss says:
   August 2nd, 2007 at 12:07 pm

   i meant 8-)

4. 78 - Da Boss says:
   August 2nd, 2007 at 12:07 pm

   wow 155 M.P.H.8-) 8-(

5. 77 - the author knows me says:
   August 1st, 2007 at 12:30 am

   I LOVE IT!!!!!!! especially since i know the guy who wrote!!!!! bravo!!

6. 76 - killer wolf says:
   July 31st, 2007 at 11:59 pm

   hey thats my joke!!!! ^_^ AWSOME!!!!!!!

7. 75 - Dudemaster says:
   July 31st, 2007 at 8:16 pm

   not so funny. but okay

8. 74 - Fett995 says:
   July 31st, 2007 at 12:59 pm

   psh! ive gone 190.

9. 73 - fred says:
   July 29th, 2007 at 4:48 pm

   If he was going 155 mph how could he see other cars.

10. 72 - good arm says:
    July 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am

    sweet!!!!!!!!!

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