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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.
The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”
The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.
The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”
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June 19th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Poor old lady, but hey I-35’s safe then.
June 18th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
thats a cool joke
June 17th, 2007 at 11:57 am
So, that explains why I see 5-6 police cars on I-455 every day.
June 15th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
thats funny 155 mph lol
June 14th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
awesome joke
June 12th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Wow, so that explains all the speeders on Route 301.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
i agre with matue10
June 8th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
oh my god that was hillarious! I craacked up reading it
June 6th, 2007 at 10:09 am
155 miles an hour thats funny
June 5th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
it was ok