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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.

The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”

The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.

The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”

-- Submitted by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.

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1. 47 - pokemon master J-man says:
   June 14th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

   awesome joke

2. 46 - jumpinjokester says:
   June 12th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

   Wow, so that explains all the speeders on Route 301.

3. 45 - bf武士 says:
   June 11th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

   i agre with matue10

4. 44 - Kdog says:
   June 8th, 2007 at 4:28 pm

   oh my god that was hillarious! I craacked up reading it

5. 43 - matue10 says:
   June 6th, 2007 at 10:09 am

   155 miles an hour thats funny

6. 42 - person says:
   June 5th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

   it was ok

7. 41 - Blackshadow101 says:
   June 5th, 2007 at 10:29 am

   i made up that joke and sent it in two years ago omg how can they post it as top 12

8. 40 - wild west says:
   June 5th, 2007 at 12:12 am

   $o good

9. 39 - robert says:
   June 4th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

   rotfl now that is funny

10. 38 - gabriel says:
    June 4th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    that lady must of had a heart attack- the guy was going155 mph!

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