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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.
The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”
The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.
The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”
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June 4th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
rotfl now that is funny
June 4th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
that lady must of had a heart attack- the guy was going155 mph!
June 4th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Heyheyheyheyhey! paul u think all jokes are - (negative) So take a chillpill! R U in a bad mood ore sumtin?
June 4th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
what was that?????????
June 4th, 2007 at 11:59 am
not bad
June 4th, 2007 at 7:24 am
i hope he doesn’t go on highway 15(thats ls, which could mean lightspeed)
June 4th, 2007 at 7:23 am
rofl hilarious!
June 4th, 2007 at 1:22 am
Wait till he goes on highway 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:00 pm
dont be so negitive Paul1234
June 3rd, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I agree with chevalier…