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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.

The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”

The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.

The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”

-- Submitted by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.

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1. 27 - c-man says:
   June 2nd, 2007 at 8:18 pm

   i will tell my brother to use that when he gets pulled over….hahaha

2. 26 - chevalier says:
   June 1st, 2007 at 11:32 am

   pour old lady

3. 25 - monkey says:
   June 1st, 2007 at 8:43 am

   he should try out for F1

4. 24 - the problem says:
   May 30th, 2007 at 9:42 am

   entertaining

5. 23 - paul1324 says:
   May 30th, 2007 at 7:42 am

   how can anyone say its funny? it sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

6. 22 - warped says:
   May 30th, 2007 at 4:49 am

   ya

7. 21 - ohn237 says:
   May 29th, 2007 at 12:07 am

   Yikes!!! I never intend to ride with that man

8. 20 - marine says:
   May 27th, 2007 at 9:24 pm

   how could anyone say it is not funny

9. 19 - DONNY says:
   May 27th, 2007 at 7:30 am

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10. 18 - Stu says:
    May 24th, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    5 Stars!!!!!!!!!!

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