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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.

The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”

The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.

The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”

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  1. 17 - commenter says:

    old! old! old! & o ya…OLD!

  2. 16 - terpsrule says:

    thats very funny

  3. 15 - Ian7701 says:

    Ha-Ha! thats funny.

  4. 14 - Roper says:

    I don’t get it!

  5. 13 - Chelsearule! says:

    Very funny

  6. 12 - ghgfg says:

    i have heard this joke only with old nuns before

  7. 11 - Da Boss says:

    I’ve seen to many versions of this joke
    i agree with rlbrkr50603 OLD!!!

  8. 10 - Bouncyboy says:

    HaHa!! where do people get these jokes?

  9. 9 - fred says:

    ha ha for got to laugh

  10. 8 - anti-JJ says:

    old!…NOT!

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