Jokes
A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.
The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”
The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.
The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”
A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.
The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”
The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.
The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”
Nov. 12, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I get it
Nov. 10, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I think that’s a funny joke. If
Nov. 9, 2008 at 8:20 am
I wonder if the driver got affected to!?
Nov. 8, 2008 at 1:18 pm
LAUGH-O-METER dosn’t get it,anyone care to explain?
Nov. 7, 2008 at 7:52 pm
hmmmm… heard it!
Nov. 6, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Awesome
Nov. 5, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Awesome joke!!! I hope he never goes on Highway 405!
Nov. 5, 2008 at 3:24 pm
WOWZERS
Oct. 31, 2008 at 9:57 am
that pretty funny
Oct. 22, 2008 at 2:50 pm
COOL
Oct. 6, 2008 at 10:22 am
howbout highway 1
Oct. 4, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Thats really slow compared to what other cars can go. LOL
Oct. 3, 2008 at 6:46 am
cool joke
Sep. 29, 2008 at 9:33 pm
The traffic on Highway 1! Insane!
Sep. 27, 2008 at 3:33 pm
i think it is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Sep. 22, 2008 at 7:26 pm
hey i luv SHARKY, u spelled mountian wrong!! that is a pretty funny joke
Sep. 21, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Imagine going on highway 300 without a car.
Sep. 20, 2008 at 1:48 pm
keep them away from me
Aug. 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
very funny although I don’t think they should be going near highway 301 anytime soon
Aug. 25, 2008 at 8:15 pm
A ‘71 Maverick could go faster than that, that’s slow
Aug. 22, 2008 at 10:52 pm
OMG!That is Sooooo fast!!
Aug. 22, 2008 at 9:31 am
OMG what if they went on highway 225
Aug. 18, 2008 at 7:51 pm
i just got off of highway 114 *PANT* its been *PANT* exhausting *PANT, pant*
Aug. 6, 2008 at 6:52 pm
if he went down the montin that fast, he wood be in outer spase if he hit a ski ramp!
Jul. 30, 2008 at 9:19 am
Dude ive been on autobahn its awesome no speed limit went 150 mph
Jul. 28, 2008 at 4:19 pm
ooh ooh ooh, this is a good one
Jul. 27, 2008 at 8:40 pm
What driving school did he go to?
Jul. 12, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I DONT GET IT!
Jul. 11, 2008 at 10:16 pm
how fast can that car go?
Jul. 7, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Very Funny!!! Just wait and see them on the German Autoban.
Jul. 7, 2008 at 8:55 am
not bad
Jul. 1, 2008 at 10:20 am
GOOD THING THEY WERENT ON HIGHWAY 664: )
Jun. 24, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Wonderful! Imagine Highway 550! HAHA Poor Woman
Go CuBS
Jun. 24, 2008 at 8:19 am
i would like to do that you go155 mph and you dont get a ticket sweet
May. 21, 2008 at 8:14 pm
1-526 would make them throw up.
May. 20, 2008 at 5:53 pm
i wouldnt want to be on interstate 1 then
May. 19, 2008 at 7:58 pm
i dont get it???????????????
May. 12, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I love this and all of these jokes!
May. 4, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Guilty! I now sentence you to 5 more years of driving school! THat was prety funny I would like to know who taught him how to drive!
Apr. 23, 2008 at 7:21 am
i love that one it don’t matter what any one else has
Apr. 19, 2008 at 6:49 am
now i now why it takes 10 mins on route 12 behind someone
Apr. 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I wonder what would have happened to the old woman if it was Interstate 540!
Apr. 10, 2008 at 9:04 pm
is his car a racecar????? I like this one!poor woman!
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Apr. 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm
To kvvkitdykmgfg
they were going 75 M.P.H on Highway 75 After they got off highway 155!!!
Apr. 8, 2008 at 6:41 pm
i dont get it at all.
Mar. 31, 2008 at 7:48 pm
how did that driver get his licence
Mar. 31, 2008 at 3:03 pm
So that’s why everyone drives so slow on I-25
Mar. 30, 2008 at 2:10 pm
amazing funny!!!!!!