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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.

The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”

The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.

The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”

-- Submitted by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.

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1. 167 - LOKE MAKER(AND READER) says:
   July 1st, 2008 at 10:20 am

   GOOD THING THEY WERENT ON HIGHWAY 664: )

2. 166 - XXgeneralXX says:
   June 24th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

   Wonderful! Imagine Highway 550! HAHA Poor Woman

   Go CuBS

3. 165 - funny says:
   June 24th, 2008 at 8:19 am

   i would like to do that you go155 mph and you dont get a ticket sweet

4. 164 - Rightlook says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 8:14 pm

   1-526 would make them throw up.

5. 163 - le nerd says:
   May 20th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

   i wouldnt want to be on interstate 1 then

6. 162 - R2-D2887 says:
   May 19th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

   i dont get it???????????????

7. 161 - gobama says:
   May 12th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

   I love this and all of these jokes!

8. 160 - The Judge says:
   May 4th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

   Guilty! I now sentence you to 5 more years of driving school! THat was prety funny I would like to know who taught him how to drive!

9. 159 - lonehawk11 says:
   April 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 am

   i love that one it don’t matter what any one else has

10. 158 - beary says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 6:49 am

    now i now why it takes 10 mins on route 12 behind someone

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