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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.

The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”

The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.

The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”

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  1. 151 - coltsrock says:

    amazing funny!!!!!!

  2. 150 - $upermanwithmoney says:

    Now thats funny right ther

  3. 149 - you says:

    funny!!!!!!

  4. 148 - jaybird says:

    Now that’s funny.

  5. 147 - LongJohn says:

    LOL:<)

  6. 146 - zachSAYSwhat? says:

    heard it before, but it is still a good joke. 3/5 stars

  7. 145 - lardeater says:

    Funny…..but you’re aloud to go at least ten miles an hour over the speed limit on the freeway! :P

  8. 144 - The Night Spy says:

    Heard that one, but it’s still funny!

  9. 143 - pokemonwiz5397 says:

    :))

  10. 142 - ???????????????? says:

    I wish it said I-899

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