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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.
The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”
The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.
The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”
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February 21st, 2008 at 12:27 pm
nice joke i think its the best 1 ive read in 7 years(im 9)
February 17th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
It is a good thing they wher not on Highway 185724064
February 1st, 2008 at 8:27 pm
It’s a good thing they weren’t anywhere near I-797
January 29th, 2008 at 8:20 am
why isnt she in a senior center
January 28th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
funny
January 27th, 2008 at 12:18 am
hey, it doesnt have to be a muscle car…. i know plenty of cars that can get way over 100 mph
January 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
What video game was this dude in????
Burnout 3: Takedown???
Doesn’t he know the thingymabobber with a # in it means the highway #?
Or is he drunk?
January 24th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
how dense can u be. how could u go that fast and not crash. man that is crazzy send more like this. boyscouts like me like these type of jokes about cars. also must of been a muscle car to get going that fast dang. he needs to get his lisence checked soon.
very smart. nice joke !!!!!!!!
January 18th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
January 14th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
How did the car go that fast. Most cars only go 110 miles per hour