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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.
The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”
The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.
The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”
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November 23rd, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I wish I could ride in there car!!!!!!
November 21st, 2007 at 11:58 am
I wish that sign said 895
November 20th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
scary!
November 20th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Huh, the cars in Germanay can reach up to 210 miles per hour. There is no speed limit on the Autoban. The Bugahtti Veyron can reach speed limits of 252 mph. So 155 is not a big number.
November 20th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
One day…Death will catch up with them….right after OUR Need for Speed tournament!
November 14th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Funny, but I’ve heard it before.
November 12th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
hilarious *****
November 12th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
they should play need for speed
November 11th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
I won”t want to ride in that car!!!!!!
November 10th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
So funny!!!!