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A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.
The man replies, “Look right there—that sign says the speed limit is 75.”
The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly
woman breathing very heavily.
The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”
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May 4th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Guilty! I now sentence you to 5 more years of driving school! THat was prety funny I would like to know who taught him how to drive!
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 am
i love that one it don’t matter what any one else has
April 19th, 2008 at 6:49 am
now i now why it takes 10 mins on route 12 behind someone
April 12th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I wonder what would have happened to the old woman if it was Interstate 540!
April 10th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
is his car a racecar????? I like this one!poor woman!
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April 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
To kvvkitdykmgfg
they were going 75 M.P.H on Highway 75 After they got off highway 155!!!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
i dont get it at all.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:48 pm
how did that driver get his licence
March 31st, 2008 at 3:03 pm
So that’s why everyone drives so slow on I-25
March 30th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
amazing funny!!!!!!