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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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July 13th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Cold water is the dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 12th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Totally awesome!
July 12th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
this joke is funny and gross at the same time (LOL)
July 12th, 2007 at 11:48 am
THIS rocks AND rolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 11th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
can someone explain it plz!
July 11th, 2007 at 8:49 am
i posted this joke on another site =) waiting for replies
July 8th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
it was funny when you understood the joke but that is really groooooooooooooooos
July 7th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
that was kind of akward
July 7th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
gross! wouldnt wanna be John! good thing none of my relatives own a D-O-G ! !
July 6th, 2007 at 9:36 am
!i LOVE IT