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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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July 4th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
thas crazy
July 3rd, 2007 at 8:27 am
wow. all i have to say is YUCK!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 10:16 pm
eww
June 29th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
yummy!
June 25th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Lol, rofl, but nasty, dude
June 25th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
That was wrong wrong wrong with a capital R.
June 23rd, 2007 at 3:21 pm
groosss really nast…..but funny
June 21st, 2007 at 6:29 pm
It made me laugh out loud- but it was kind of gross.
June 19th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
June 19th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Nasty, read it in BL before, my dog ate a whole cake yesterday.