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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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June 16th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
SOOOOOO nasty… Ive heard this in boys life before…
June 15th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
ooops i spelled disgusting wrong
June 15th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
wow thats digusting….but funny
June 15th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
This would make a great skit!
June 14th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
I agree with runner 23. THis joke is nasty, but funny
June 14th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwww *** that was gross.
ps i am a girl. my bro is the won that gets the boys life stuff ha ha
June 14th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
funny but wrong…….i mean hilarious but wrong =)
June 13th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
LOL!!!! nasty. *Cracks up*
June 13th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
I saw this one in Boy’s Life 2 years ago, and it’s still funny!
June 12th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!