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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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June 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
June 1st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I’ve heard funnier jokes
June 1st, 2007 at 11:31 am
that was nasty
June 1st, 2007 at 8:33 am
that was good
May 30th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
i don’t think paul1324 would enjoy anything
May 30th, 2007 at 10:19 am
paul1324 really needs to get a sense of humor
May 30th, 2007 at 10:18 am
grim yet entertaining
May 30th, 2007 at 7:40 am
Old
Lame
Dum
May 30th, 2007 at 4:47 am
no coments my laughter says it all
May 29th, 2007 at 12:06 am
I wonder who submitted this. My father laughed for five minutes over this one!!!!