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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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May 27th, 2007 at 8:58 am
that hAS A BAD ENDING
May 26th, 2007 at 4:27 am
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 24th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Old, but funny
May 21st, 2007 at 10:01 pm
NICE! REALLY PRETTY FUN!!!!
May 21st, 2007 at 8:17 pm
(laugh)Such conspicious names…
May 18th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Ithink its good looloo234!
May 18th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Yea, its funny, but old
May 16th, 2007 at 9:29 am
this joke is the funniest. Best joke ever
May 14th, 2007 at 12:40 am
That joke is as old as dirt. Of course it never gets old.
May 13th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
funny