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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
(909 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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May 8th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Hey tatertot12345, He says he’s using cold water to clean the dishes. The dog’s name is Cold Water! It’s hilarious!!!!
May 8th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
that was really funny but kind of gross but i don’t care not all girls gross out at the slitest thing (i am one of them)
May 7th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
IT IS SO BAD…………..JUST KIDDING “GOOD AND GROSS!” :0
May 7th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
The dogs name is “Cold Water”, the dog licks the plates clean.
May 6th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I don’t get it. KDog, can you tell me?
May 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I already read this joke before but I still give it a 5
May 6th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
I don’t get it
May 6th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Some creativity but I’d seen the same type of thing lots before
May 6th, 2007 at 9:05 am
Its really hillarius, but super gross!
May 5th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Unique ending