Jokes
John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
Nov. 10, 2008 at 9:46 pm
not the funniest but still pretty funny
Nov. 9, 2008 at 9:44 pm
very creative
Nov. 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm
LAUGH-O-METER says this joke is one of the funniest jokes it has seen yet,therefore the joke gets 999,000,out of 1,000,000.
Nov. 5, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Funny!
Nov. 5, 2008 at 3:16 pm
gross but LOL
Nov. 3, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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Nov. 1, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Do your own dishes!!!!LOL!!!!
Oct. 31, 2008 at 1:51 am
RADICAL, dude!!!!!!!!!
disgusting!
Oct. 23, 2008 at 3:21 pm
That was hii-larius!!
Oct. 18, 2008 at 10:58 pm
grossed me out to. just think of where the dogs mouth has been, yuk!!
Oct. 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm
that is the funniest joke so far!!!!!!!!!
Oct. 4, 2008 at 3:31 pm
eww..gross me out!
Sep. 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm
i wouldnt go to his house again
Sep. 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm
i wouldnt go to his again
Sep. 22, 2008 at 7:29 pm
that is sick
Sep. 21, 2008 at 8:56 pm
People should make new jokes. When i was in cubs, they had been doing a skit about that since before i was a tiger.
Sep. 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I just ate, thats not even cool.
Sep. 16, 2008 at 7:00 pm
he ate off of that!?! gross :-{)
Sep. 16, 2008 at 5:14 pm
sicko
Sep. 2, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I heard one just like this but better said and the do was name Two Rivers
Anyway good job.
Aug. 24, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Gross!
Aug. 18, 2008 at 7:53 pm
*faints* lol
Aug. 10, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Did you make that one up??? It was great!
Aug. 6, 2008 at 7:01 pm
i think im going to be sick.) -
Aug. 4, 2008 at 9:11 am
great joke
Jul. 29, 2008 at 10:32 am
Lol! nice nice…
Jul. 28, 2008 at 11:56 am
good one
Jul. 27, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I’ve heard this one. It always makes me laugh. 5 stars! *****
May. 22, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I would probably give this joke 9 or 10 stars.
May. 17, 2008 at 8:08 am
……..lol……. 7.5stars!!!!
May. 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm
yummy save some for me
May. 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm
sounds tasty
Apr. 23, 2008 at 7:17 am
i have seen that one in boys life but i’m willing to give it 20 stars couse i still love it.