Jokes
John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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October 18th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
grossed me out to. just think of where the dogs mouth has been, yuk!!
October 12th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
that is the funniest joke so far!!!!!!!!!
October 4th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
eww..gross me out!
September 29th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
i wouldnt go to his house again
September 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
i wouldnt go to his again
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
that is sick
September 21st, 2008 at 8:56 pm
People should make new jokes. When i was in cubs, they had been doing a skit about that since before i was a tiger.
September 20th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I just ate, thats not even cool.
September 16th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
he ate off of that!?! gross :-{)
September 16th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
sicko