Jokes
John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I heard one just like this but better said and the do was name Two Rivers
Anyway good job.
August 24th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Gross!
August 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
*faints* lol
August 10th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Did you make that one up??? It was great!
August 6th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
i think im going to be sick.) -:)
August 4th, 2008 at 9:11 am
great joke
July 29th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Lol! nice nice…
July 28th, 2008 at 11:56 am
good one
July 27th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I’ve heard this one. It always makes me laugh. 5 stars! *****
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I would probably give this joke 9 or 10 stars.