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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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May 4th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
yummy save some for me
May 4th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
sounds tasty
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 am
i have seen that one in boys life but i’m willing to give it 20 stars couse i still love it.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:52 pm
HE HE HA HA HO HO TEE HEE, etc.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
classic
March 31st, 2008 at 7:52 pm
one of my favs
March 29th, 2008 at 8:59 am
6 stars!
March 25th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
hear that one before but still is pretty funny!! 5 stars!
March 25th, 2008 at 9:04 am
these jokes are halarious! espesaily the first.
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Barf!!5 stars!